A bellcop is a cop who responds to summoning by bell. Prior to the moment of this page's creation it was something that returned 0 hits on google images. I changed that. But then some months later google added additional results.
So I made another.
This 2024 page is to inform users that superkuh has not been served with a secret government subpoena for any of his hardware, software, or services (not counting the time in 2011). If a warrant canary has not been updated after 2 years users are to assume that superkuh has indeed been served with a secret subpoena. The intention is to allow superkuh to warn users of the existence of a subpoena passively, without disclosing to others that the government has sought or obtained access to information or records under a secret subpoena. Warrant canaries have been found to be legal by the United States Justice Department, so long as they are passive in their notifications.
[comment on this post] Append "/@say/your message here" to the URL in the location bar and hit enter.